09/07/2005

Have you ever actually listened to what your professors were saying in class?  Well, I have.... and let me just tell ya, some times they can make you wonder.  Especially those PEES professors.  Here are some I thought worthy to take note of:

Dr. Kremer
- Four score and twenty years ago.  (think about it...)
- I'm a placebo person.
- Get ready for some anaerobic note taking.
- Let's find out who's here on this sad-country song-day.
- My computer's on Fall Break.
- If this isn't making sense to you, you need to get your brain in the game.
- They're not bigger'n a bug.
- There were a bazillion goat cells in there.
- Once is luck. Twice is skill.
- Golly gee!
- My first game is a warm-up... and my second game is a warm-up.  Sometimes my third game is
  a warm-up.  Throw beer in there and you can forget it!
- Two-tailed unrelated t test.

Dr. Hawkins
- I'm qualified to make that repair.
- Don't know what that had to do with it, I just thought it was cute.
- Waka! Waka! Waka!
- You can't make me pee-pee in a jar.
- If you're not gonna be here, we're gonna talk about ya.
- Because our fore fathers... and foremothers...
- Two points on the license can be a kick in the shorts.
- This is you, Head Dude.
- Years from now when I'm retired and put out to pasture, I want to be able to look at you guys and
  say, "Yeah.  That's the way you do it."
- George Bush the first... Daddy Bush.
- I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really.... (did I say really?)... get ticked off.
- You don't want to be inside the tube with the ping pong ball when the kids show up.
- It felt so good I'll do it again.
- It's a part of the mental rolodex.
- There's no such thing as partial consensus.  It's kinda like partial pregnancy.
- Unfortunately, that's the way it's not always... what did I just say?
- He's a doofus of the highest degree.

Dr. Slimmer
- Along the way, just for giggles, I put in a patch of friction.
- If you wanna come up and do it, you're welcome to it.
- Don't steal my  thunder.
- I'm gonna get there, curious mind.
- Don't like it at all, gives me acid indigestion.
- The mass would have pulley.
- I'll keep my thinking cap on.
- They are flip flop of each other.
- It's a fudge factor if you will.

Dr. Snyder
- If I saw you crying, I'd assume it's because you're upset and not because you
  peed yourself.
- If you're pregnant, put the bottle down and the crack pipe away.  I mean, give
  the kid a chance.

SCAHPERD Convention

- Scary!
- Man! Now I know what a turkey feels like!
- She had a hoochie national forest.
- In Scaryville, I am yours and you are mine.
- I'd climb up in his truck and ask him if I could toot his horn.
- Dead bug time.
- No more doughnuts!

These come from me and my roommate (or people we frequently come in contact with) .... don't ask!

- True story
- Don't reinvent the wheel.  Just put some rims on it and call it a twenty-two.
- I'm about to starve in half.
- Red-thug-billy.
- In a handbasket.
- Erica, can you hear what Erica is saying?
- Are we gonna do Tea-tea?
- I figured it out!
- Scary!
- Creative Juices
- You're a dork!