Southern girls appreciate
their 3 best natural assets:
1. Dewy skin.
2. A winning smile.
3. That unforgettable Southern drawl.
Southern girls know their manners:
1. "Yes, ma'am."
2. "Yes, sir."
Southern girls have a distinct way
with fond expressions:
1. "Y'all come back now, ya heaah,"
2. "Well, bless your heart."
3. "Drop by when you can."
4. "How's your mother?"
5. "Love your hair."
6. "Well, shut my mouth."
Southern girls don't sweat .... they glisten!
Southern girls know their summer weather report:
1. Humidity
2. Humidity
3. Humidity
Southern girls know their three R's:
1. Rich
2. Richer
3. Richest
Southern girls know their vacation
spots:
1. The Beach
2. The Beach
3. The Beach
Southern girls know the joys of June,
July, and August:
1. Swimmin
2. Summer tans
3. Wide brimmed hats
4. Mint juleps
5. Just lollygaggin around
Southern girls know everybody's first
name:
1. Honey
2. Darlin'
3. Sugah
Southern girls know the movies that
speak to their hearts:
1. "Gone With the Wind"
2. "Fried Green Tomatoes"
3. "Driving Miss Daisy"
4. "Steel Magnolias"
Southern girls know their country
breakfasts:
1. Redeye gravy, thicknin white
gravy, or (wiennie gravy for the diehards)
2. GRITS-GRITS-GRITS
3. Mouthwatering homemade buttered biscuits with Cantaloupe, Honey Dew Melons,
and
Streak 'O' Lean
Southern girls know their cities
dripping with Southern charm:
1. Hotlanta or Adlanna (Atlanta as
outsiders say)
2. Richmon
3. Challston
4. S'vannah
5. Birminham
6. Nawlins'
7. OH! And that city in Alabama? It's pronounced MUNTGUMRY!
Southern girls know their elegant
gentlemen:
1. Men in uniform.
2. Men in tuxedos.
3. Rhett Butler, of course.
Southern girls know their prime real
estate:
1. The Mall
2. The Beauty Salon
3. The Ranch with the longest stretch of river bottom
Southern girls know the three deadly
sins:
1. Bad hair
2. Bad manners
3. Bad blind dates
Now you run along, Sugah, and send this to someone else Raised In The South, i.e., Southern Belles, or ANY females aspiring to be "GRITS" (Girls Raised In The South) ... I personally know some Northern Wimmin would make "MIGHTY FINE" Southern Belles if they weren't so deeply rooted by their northern circumstances, "BLESS THEIR HEARTS"